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Abide By The 10 Commandments Saturday, July 14, 2007

Posted by h3nry in Australia, Bible, Christianity, comic, funny, humor, humour, rationality, reason, religion, Ten Commandments.
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I stole this cute clever comic from the Rationalist Society of Australia website.

Abide By The Ten Commandments

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1. Darrell Williams - Tuesday, July 17, 2007

AN ATHEIST ANALYSES THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
1.Thou shalt have no other gods.
(Obviously, Atheists have no other gods. They have none at all. So all Atheists comply with this.)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
(Atheists have no reason to make images of gods, only religious people do this. Atheists comply with this one more than religious people do.)
3.Thou shalt not take the Name of the Lord in vain.
(I thought the Christian god didn’t have a name. No one can take a name in vain if they don‘t know what it is.)
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
(What day is this? Saturday? Sunday? What about the Witch’s Sabbath? And how do you keep a 24 hour day pure? I don’t know what this means. If all religious people who work on the Sabbath day are doomed, then that includes about all of them.)
5. Honor thy father and mother.
(Atheist’s have no problem doing this.)
6. Thou shalt not kill.
(Since most wars are about religion, Atheists don’t start wars. It would be great if all of the religious people would stop killing each other.)
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
(It’s impossible for an unmarried Atheist to have extramarital sex with someone other than their spouse, since they don’t have a spouse. Since (the Christian) God never married the virgin Mary, apparently (the Christian) God committed adultery. God didn’t set a very good example. Especially since he then proceeded to abandon a pregnant teenage girl.)
8. Thou shalt not steal.
(It seems to me that all religions that take money under false pretenses are stealing. When are the wealthy religions going to start returning this stolen money to the poor people who need it?)
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. (this means lying.)
(Does anyone lie more that religious witnesses? Half of the myths and fables in the Christian Bible (and other holy books) are lies. So anyone quoting these fairy tales is telling a lie. Whether a person is religious or not, no one should lie, including Priests.)
10. Thou shalt not covet. (to want to have something very much.)
This one is impossible. Every human being wants something. Even a god wants something. So even a god covets.

2. Sebastian - Tuesday, November 6, 2007

The Ten Commandments of Evolutionism:

—> http://www.freewebs.com/justoffthekeyofreason/articles/9.htm

3. NICK orciuoli - Saturday, May 3, 2008

YOU DO NOT THINK TOO RIGHTLY; COVET MEANS NOT WANTING SOMEONE`S GOOD; THE MESSAGE IS : GO EARN YOUR OWN WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE AND WHERE YOU CAN FIND IT ; WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT? SO SIMPLY PUT : GO EARN IT AND DO NOT COVET AND I HOPE YOU ARE NOT A STUPID VET!

4. NICK orciuoli - Saturday, May 3, 2008

O yeah atheist not believing, that makes just right! moron! weak up to reality :: there is a deity otherwise we would not be here.

5. God - Tuesday, May 27, 2008

What an abusive comment!

6. NICK Orciuoli - Monday, July 7, 2008

I DO NOT AGREE WITH COMMENTS 3 AND 4……NICK ORCIUOLI. NEW MEXICO…..

7. NICK Orciuoli - Monday, July 7, 2008

BY THE WAY, IF YA THINK THERE ARE ONLY 10 COMANDMENTS, YOUR DOING GREAT. KEEP GOING THOUGH, THERE’S SO MUCH MORE.

8. good magazine - Friday, August 20, 2010

helpful post.

9. Nick Orciuoli - Thursday, October 4, 2012

I want to apologize for making the previous comments. I really believe everyone should believe or not believe in whatever they want .It is my hope that all would believe in living their live in an honest way, do what is worthwhile that helps not only their life but also those of others thus we would be the living Gods without the need to question the existence of God because we with our live we bring him to life. And yes we should analyze all and we choose we have the right to criticize in a civil way freely. I also figure we have no need to worry if there is a God or not as long we live our life well to the best of our ability.


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